“Whenever I crop up in someone’s reminiscences, I find their memory irritatingly fallible”

‘I know that my obituary will read “Lipman Gets Cut Off”, but I honestly thought the BT ‘ology commercials were toasted bagels-until Nigel Farage brought it all back’

You’d expect it from David Beckham or Brad Pitt, but doesn’t David Bowie have too much integrity to appear in a Louis Vuitton ad? Apparently not