They’ve already had enough of Nick and Dave. Daisy Waugh picks up growing support for a Latin lover
Should have shown us his kids before. Stupid man. Should have left his wife locked away, and taken the kids campaigning instead. Might have voted for him then.
I felt a bit teary at the end…Did you?
Never thought I’d see the day…But I did.
When the kids were going off in the car…
Don’t! You’ll get me started again.
It’s the little boys I feel for. They’ve got Daddy suddenly out of a job…and the next thing, the poor little mites have to pack up and move house. Number 10’s probably the only home they’ve known. Except the other one. But nobody thinks about that. Do they?
It’s a rough old game, politics.
Now here we are. Stuck with Tweedledum and Tweedledee.
What a mess.
I can’t tell them apart…Can you?
Don’t bother. It won’t last. Derek says it’ll fall apart in a year. And then we get Boris in.
Ooh! Do you think? What fun.
It might happen.
Ha, ha, ha! Bring on The Boris.
He’d certainly liven things up a bit.
He’s such a character.
Always talking Latin…That’s what we need.
Not Niddy and Noddy.
We Want The Boris!
WE WANT BORIS. What a laugh.
He’s got a brother now, apparently. You’d get two for the price of one.
Sounds a bit like the current situation.
No, but…at least they’re…
Boris is such a laugh. He always sounds like he hasn’t a clue what he’s talking about.
Probably because he doesn’t.
Because he’s translating it from Latin.
He’s such a character!
Plus he’s very, very intelligent. Even though he doesn’t show it. I mean he hides it…
It’s part of his charm.
But, apparently…Really brainy.
He comes across a bit dense. With the hair and everything. But it’s all part of the act. People who understand Latin. They really know.
Plus he’s such a character.
Mind you, Jenny, he’s a bit funny on the immigrant thing.
Well, he is…
Is he? What does he say?
He wants to let the whole bloody lot of them in. Willy Nilly. And their wives and aunties…
I don’t think so.
Not seriously, my dear. Ha, ha. That’s the thing about Boris that nobody ever gets. He’s always got his tongue firmly in his cheek. That’s what makes him such a character.
He’s such a character.
Boris for PM!
Amo, amas, amat, Boris.
Veni, vidi, vici, Boris.
Corpus Christi. Anno Domini. Sic gloria.
And best of all, auf Wiedersehen to the Noddy Clones.
God, I love talking politics.`