With Prejudice

Right, volunteers and activists, gents, ladies and genderfluids, settle down and listen up!

‘I’ve decided against taking the Medea job. It was a really hard decision but in the end I felt the part should go to an actress— sorry an actor, of either sex obviously — who really had eaten her children’

‘It’s just with regard to, like, discussion about anti-Semitism . . . well, I just keep thinking one thing. Why is it always them?’

“If this man makes America great again, I will eat a sombrero”

“Putin revels in others’ weakness. A man with a facelift who poses bare-chested on horseback is not a well man”

“Must the garage have a Nespresso bar? Must the library and the swimming pool do shawarma and chips?”

“It’s my Labour Party, Mr Corbyn, and I’ll cry if I want to”

“Corbyn, Sadiq Khan and Livingstone have embraced those who incite the murder of Jews”

‘There is nothing left for a girl to expose save her pubic mound — and that can’t be far off now’

“Should I be grateful for the great Jewish characters I’ve played — or sad that in a 50-year career I’ve rarely played a “classic” role?”