Maureen Lipman

Maureen Lipman

“Carnage on the beach because they have their Iron Dome.” For this read: “Not enough Jews dead!

‘The first generation sweats on market stalls to give their kids the education that enables them, ultimately, to patronise their parents’

‘I’ve recently let my hair go grey. It meant allowing years of highlights, lowlights and serial pigment abuse to fade into the palette of a catalogue from The White Company’

‘I know that my obituary will read “Lipman Gets Cut Off”, but I honestly thought the BT ‘ology commercials were toasted bagels-until Nigel Farage brought it all back’