Do you think you'll read it?

God, no. Prefer to watch paint dry, Laura.

But you've got to buy it though, haven't you?

Oh, yes.

It's a "Publishing Event".

That's right.

Whether you like the man or not.

And, no. I DO NOT like the man. Not one bit.

Nice-looking though. Nowadays...

It's because he spends all his time in America. In beauty spas. Money and beauty spas. 

And nice photo-ops.

Never mind the "Journey", it's a one-way trip to the bank. He's money-obsessed. Money and Jesus...money, Jesus and beauty spas.

 And celebrities.

Did you realise he was a Jesus freak?

To be fair...

What?

He says he's donating the money to the
Legionnaires. All the wounded ones. Which is...well, it's nice. Isn't it?

What's nice about that? 

Well, I thought...

Of course he's going to donate the money. Why wouldn't he? Anyway, look at the fuss he's made about it. It's because he feels guilty.

Even so...

Which is funny (no-not-really). Seeing as we all know he hasn't got a conscience. Because he's a freak. 

He probably longs for the days when we all thought he was a good chap.

He disgusts me. Literally. And now he expects us to cough up £30 or whatever, and actually plough through another of these dreary, cynical so-called "political memoirs"...

B-O-R-I-N-G.

He's turned us into a cynical nation, Laura. That's his legacy. We've lost our trust.

Shame!

It is.

Oh. Talking of politicians and their bons mots. Ex-politicians. Sarah Brown.

Oh yes? Heart her.

One of her kids got on to Mummy's computer the other day...Did you hear about it? ...and accidentally dispatched a tweet to her 750,000-plus followers.

No...

YES. Total Gobbledegook...

Too sweet...

Too tweet!

Ha, ha!

I never thought I'd say it about anyone connected to the last government. Can't get enough of her and her tweets. I heart her.

Oh, me too. We all do. 

Sarah had to apologise. The moment she realised, she wrote: "In future, I won't be letting junior tweeters get near the computer." Ha, ha, ha. It's just so human, isn't it?

Just the sort of thing one of us might do.

...lakdlkallkjkljdlkjlkjglksjg fsg' lfs;lgk;lsfg;lsk kdjalkeo lda;ld a'uefdfadfnlingaoi... That's all it said.

Too hilarious.

Isn't it? 

And here's me saying political memoirs are dead. But I tell you...

Me, too. Absolutely can't WAIT to read hers