Do you think you'll read it?
God, no. Prefer to watch paint dry, Laura.
But you've got to buy it though, haven't you?
It's a "Publishing Event".
Whether you like the man or not.
And, no. I DO NOT like the man. Not one bit.
Nice-looking though. Nowadays...
It's because he spends all his time in America. In beauty spas. Money and beauty spas.
And nice photo-ops.
Never mind the "Journey", it's a one-way trip to the bank. He's money-obsessed. Money and Jesus...money, Jesus and beauty spas.
Did you realise he was a Jesus freak?
To be fair...
He says he's donating the money to the
Legionnaires. All the wounded ones. Which is...well, it's nice. Isn't it?
What's nice about that?
Well, I thought...
Of course he's going to donate the money. Why wouldn't he? Anyway, look at the fuss he's made about it. It's because he feels guilty.
Which is funny (no-not-really). Seeing as we all know he hasn't got a conscience. Because he's a freak.
He probably longs for the days when we all thought he was a good chap.
He disgusts me. Literally. And now he expects us to cough up £30 or whatever, and actually plough through another of these dreary, cynical so-called "political memoirs"...
He's turned us into a cynical nation, Laura. That's his legacy. We've lost our trust.
Oh. Talking of politicians and their bons mots. Ex-politicians. Sarah Brown.
Oh yes? Heart her.
One of her kids got on to Mummy's computer the other day...Did you hear about it? ...and accidentally dispatched a tweet to her 750,000-plus followers.
YES. Total Gobbledegook...
I never thought I'd say it about anyone connected to the last government. Can't get enough of her and her tweets. I heart her.
Oh, me too. We all do.
Sarah had to apologise. The moment she realised, she wrote: "In future, I won't be letting junior tweeters get near the computer." Ha, ha, ha. It's just so human, isn't it?
Just the sort of thing one of us might do.
...lakdlkallkjkljdlkjlkjglksjg fsg' lfs;lgk;lsfg;lsk kdjalkeo lda;ld a'uefdfadfnlingaoi... That's all it said.
And here's me saying political memoirs are dead. But I tell you...
Me, too. Absolutely can't WAIT to read hers