I honestly don't know what I'm meant to think on this one, Tilly.

Oh, you've got to have an opinion Lulu! Wakey-wakey!

Well, I —

Come off it, Lulu!

Because on the one hand —

HAHAHA!

On the one hand it's all a bit of a mess, isn't it? With the no-loos and everything? I'd call it worse than a mess, Lulu!

And on the other hand —

Yes?

Well, nobody seems to know what to think, do they?

There's nobody in those tents. They did an infra-red thingummy. And all the campers, after they'd gone to the loo in the forecourt, of course, they'd all toddled home for a hot bath and a bit of X Factor!

Yes I read that...very funny.

Hmm. Remember this is St Paul's Cathedral.

True.

Not some old NCP carpark.

Hmm, yes, so...what do you think? 

What do I think?

Some people seem to say they've sort of "made their point", quote unquote —

Whatever that may be!

Well, the Occupiers don't seem to know themselves. Do they?

And then you've got Salman Rushdie and Danielle Steel —

Danielle Steel!?

Turning up at the camp, pledging their support...

Are you sure? Danielle Steel? That's amazing!

Well I think it was...maybe it was someone else. The point is, we have Deans of this, and Archbishops of the other, falling over themselves to support "It".

Or not support it. Whatever "it" is... 

Well, it's about the right to set up camp in historic places...so far as I can tell. And "make a point". Or "make a mess". Depending on your point of view. 

Not really, Tilly. It's more —

All right. It's also about the bankers. Indirectly. Money, anti-capitalistism and whathaveyou. But what these idiots don't understand, as Nigel was saying yesterday, is that £100,000 may sound like a "big bonus" to Joe Stupid. But whack the top rate tax on it...