I'm one of the great undecideds, Laura.
One minute I'm saying maybe the Greens. Then I'm saying, no — the LibDem man who everyone loves — with the Spanish wife...
She seems a tough cookie...Did you watch the debates?
What's the point?
Right... Of course there's Labour.
So then I'm back with the Tories again... It's all very well — but so what if SamCam's got a bun in the oven?
Why should that make any difference?
She looked gorgeous, didn't she? In that blue dress. With the belt. Did you see?
Did I see? Stunning.
Wasn't so keen on the jeans and Converse combo...
Hopeless. Don't know WHO that was supposed to appeal to.
They're calling it the Mumsnet election.
I find that rather insulting. As if we were just "Mum" and ergo sum, totally clueless.
So one minute I'm going for Sam and Dave...Then I think...What do they stand for?
I don't know.
I don't know what any of them stands for.
Nobody does. Nobody knows.
What do they stand for?
It's bloody boring, isn't it? Honestly.
Oh! I hear the word "general election". And I switch off.